I, Janey Layman, do hereby declare that I will always live the "Why Not?" life for my clients:
Why not make it a point to take a 3, 4, or 5 day "weekend" at least twice a year?
Why not take my relatives and friends to "work" with me?
Why not have any idea of what day it is?
Why not have your house filled with something from every port of call that you've visited?
Why not zip around just for fun?
Why not visit every "state" (ship) in the nation?
Why not see a magnificent sunrise ON the ocean while enjoying breakfast on a private balcony?
Why not see the stars in the galaxy like you've never seen before?
Why not have a mother/daughter spa day at sea?
Why not experience a day where your biggest worry is about what snack you're going to have before Bingo?
Why not finally be a team captain in Quest?
Why not experience a magnificent night's sleep?
Why not give the kids their own activities while I relax in a cantilevered hot tub?
Why not make every day of vacation a day at sea?
Why not have concierge service?
Why not have a choice of about 300 activities or absolutely nothing to do on my vacation?
Why not get married and take the wedding party with me on our honeymoon?
Why not see life from a totally different perspective?
Why not have 2,479 FABULOUS photos from your vacation?
Why not be in your 'happy place' as much as possible?
Why not let your daughter see the real "Nemo" while snorkeling?